Clean

August 30th 2019

Today I was all grown up and shit and cleaned and tidied the house. I used cleaning products that I’d never even seen before, I used a hoover, I used a fresh cloth, I did a load of washing and put it out on the lin—- SHIT. I FORGOT TO GET IT OFF THE LINE.

Only joking. I didn’t forget to get it off the line, because I am a responsible adult who scrubbed a sink today. I was going to scrub the toilet but then I remembered that I’m not that kind of guy, so I just used a dishwasher tablet instead. At least, that’s what it looked like.

I even ironed some stuff. I mean, I didn’t iron all of it because the pile was overwhelmingly large and contained almost a dozen items, so I just did the things I need for holiday tomorrow.

I degreased the hob. I delimescaled the sink. I defluffed the carpet. I poured bleach down the bathroom sink in an effort to declog the plughole. It’s kinda full of my beard hair and the water is struggling to go down, and you can’t really force it down because it’s water and you kinda have to really on gravity. Well, gravity and a beard-hair-less drainage system.

I think the aroma of Pledge and Mr Muscle has gone to my head because this blog has been a mess.

Until tomorrow, the house is basically spotless ish.

Jacn

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