October 8th 2019
Today I’m really quite confused about what the fuck is happening. I don’t know what’s going on, but someone has flipped a crazy switch and the whole world has turned inside out. Not just upside down, but inside out. Maybe both at the same time. In the last two weeks everything has got super weird in the world, and nothing quite makes sense anymore.
Weirdly, none of the weird stuff is happening directly to me, it’s all just kind of adjacent to me. Before I came upstairs and got another piece of world-turning news, I’d just said to my Mum “I really love my life at the moment”, and then it went and got weirder again.
Again, I’m fine, and I’m clarifying that not to make all of this weird shit about me, but just to placate the people reading this who would infer that I’m having a bit of a meltdown.
I mean, I am having a bit of a meltdown because I have no idea what the fuck is going on, or how any of us got here. Or, to repeat myself a bit, what THE FUCK IS GOING ON???
Until tomorrow, what next?