Jeans

March 9th 2020 Today I’m considering going on a diet or something because I’ve ripped a hole in a pair of jeans for the third time in two months. It’s always on the inside of my right leg, so maybe when I gain weight it goes very specifically to my thighs. Once is annoying, twice is a coincidence, three times is a pattern. I’ve had to throw away all three pairs of jeans, so currently the only pair I’ve got in circulation are another pair of ripped jeans (though these rips are intentional and on the knees, rather than the … Continue reading Jeans