March 12th 2020 Today I feel like I’m probably going to get Coronavirus, because that’s how irony works. Or something. For a while, I decided that Coronavirus was nothing to worry about, and openly mocked it. Whereas now, fucking Tom Hanks has got it and so has the manager of Arsenal Football Club. So I’ll probably get it as some sort of spiteful revenge. Who knows, maybe we all will. I feel like all it’s gonna take for people to start taking it seriously is for a famous person to die, and I hope that’s neither Tom Hanks or the … Continue reading Irony