April 6th 2020 Today I was shouted at by a fellow Tesco shopper for not following her interpretation of the newly implemented social distancing measures. After queuing in a single file line to get into the supermarket, you’re then told about the one-way system in place in the store. “It’s like IKEA,” said the doorman. And it kinda is. You snake around the store aisle-by-aisle like, well, like a snake. Or like the 8-bit version of snake from the Nokia 3310 you’d obsessively play on your Dad’s phone as a kid because real entertainment hadn’t been invented yet. What was … Continue reading Entitled