April 10th 2020 Today I was reminded, after 6 months of not thinking about it, what flappy little cunts flies are. It’s 25 degrees outside and I’m stuck quarantined in the flat, and I dared to have my windows open during the day, so a troop of opportunistic, free-loading, ceiling hovering flaptwats have invaded my living room. It looks proper gross but there’s thirty of the fuckers on the ceiling by the light. Well, there was thirty. I, enraged by their presence, went a bit HAM at them with a twisted kitchen towel and swatted the fuckers with all the … Continue reading Flappy