April 16th 2020
Today I’m considering shaving my head because my Barnet is getting out of control. It’s been a long time since I had a haircut, and with the lockdown being extended it doesn’t look like one will be forthcoming any time soon.
The beard is also out of control and I’ve lost the adapter for the charger for my clippers. I’ve just realised that that kind of discounts the possibility of shaving my head. Fuck.
Oh well, I guess I’m just gonna have to commit to growing it, find a hairband from somewhere and start rocking a top knot like the fucking hipster I’ve always wished I could be.
Until tomorrow, it’s better than being bald.