April 9th 2021
Today I went on an absolute mission to find some lychee juice. Have you ever heard of that before? Me either. Jamie Oliver says it’s a thing so it must be a thing. I couldn’t find it anywhere in Cheltenham, though that’s maybe because I didn’t look hard enough.
Add some vodka. Add some elderflower liquer. Mix in your lychee juice. Shakey shake and you’ve got yourself a cocktail or two.

I have no idea what the fruit things were but apparently they’re a thing.
Until tomorrow, congratulations, and celebrations.
Jacn