May 7th 2021
Today, did I drive to Swindon thinking it was Duff’s Mum’s birthday? Potentially. Did it turn out to be Duff’s birthday? Yes.
I mean, I still would have come either way, I just totally fucked it up. Classic Norm. I bought Jane a bottle of wine, and then passed it off as just something I would have done anyway.
Until tomorrow, I mean, I would have done it anyway.