July 29th 2021 Today I had my second dose of the covid vaccine and after I was done and had driven home, I couldn’t get out of the car. You see, I had become magnetised. The vaccine had turned my blood cells into tiny tiny magnets, and my body was stuck to the steel frame of my Ford Fiesta. Or, at least, that’s how this blog would have begun if I was a fucking crazy person conspiracy theorist. Is “crazy person conspiracy theorist” a tautology? Yes. I learnt today that there are genuinely people on this planet who believe that … Continue reading Magnetised