November 4th 2021 Today I realised that I’ve been butchered by the demon barber of Southgate Street. I got my haircut earlier in the week and haven’t left the house in the past few days, so I only realised something had gone wrong when I saw my girlfriend today and she pointed out that I’ve been massacred. I have a scab on the back of my neck that has got infected from where the barber nipped me with dirty clippers. Now that I know that it’s there, I remember it happening. Right at the start of the cut he used … Continue reading Clippers