November 5th 2021

Today I started with 1 Frog and ended up with 2 Pigs. It turns out one Frog can beat 2 Pigs in a fight. Who knew? I didn’t know.

I’d been to the Two Pigs before (the Two Pigs is a pub btw), but it was better than it was tonight. All night I was promised that Two Pigs would be better than The Frog (and Fiddle) (parentheses not included) and then it just really wasn’t. For the most part.

Basically, don’t listen to Harry when he’s drunk. Also don’t listen to Harry when he’s sober. Just don’t listen to Harry unless it’s in The Frog.

Until tomorrow, The Two Pigs did have its perks.

Jacn