February 1st 2022
Today I’ve just moved my obsession with bread to an obsession with eggs. I had three egg-based meals today. 6 eggs in total. I had one egg in a bagel for breakfast, 3 eggs in an omelette for lunch, and 2 eggs in fried rice for dinner.
Is it obvious that mostly all I had in my fridge was eggs?
At this point I am 80% egg. Perhaps that’s better than being 80% bread. Hard to know. Eggs are good though, right? Those body builder types just absolutely chug eggs. Maybe I’ll wake up tomorrow looking like that. Is 6 enough? Do I need to eat a whole chicken too?
Until tomorrow, what do I eat first, the chicken or the egg?