July 7th 2022 Today, to all those that doubted me, look at me now: I have fixed my “tap water isn’t cold enough” issue by putting a bottle of water in the fridge. But wait! That’s not it. I also have… A second bottle! Now, I keep one in the fridge while I’m drinking from the other. When I’ve finished one bottle, I trade, and the other one is already ready to go. Take that, atheists. Check mate, non-believers. Fuck you, haters. I’ve drunk (drank?) a lot of water today. I’ve also peed about forty five times, but that’s a … Continue reading Buxton