July 7th 2022

Today, to all those that doubted me, look at me now:

I have fixed my “tap water isn’t cold enough” issue by putting a bottle of water in the fridge. But wait! That’s not it. I also have…

A second bottle!

Now, I keep one in the fridge while I’m drinking from the other. When I’ve finished one bottle, I trade, and the other one is already ready to go.

Take that, atheists. Check mate, non-believers. Fuck you, haters.

I’ve drunk (drank?) a lot of water today. I’ve also peed about forty five times, but that’s a literal by-product of drinking about 3 litres of fresh, crisp, cold, refreshing, did I mention cold, water!

Until tomorrow, aaaaaaaaaaa.


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