May 4th 2024

Today was a good day. It started at the racecourse, taking paddy for a run around in the sun. I had sunglasses on! No shorts though, I’m not a psycho. He ran and jumped and swam and lived his best horsey life.

Then I couldn’t get an arsenal stream on my phone so I went to the pub at the end of my road to watch it. It’s an awful pub that I’ve never been to before, but I’ve become aware that they have TNT Sports, and I don’t.

I had a Cruzcampo and a face full of smoke as the TV was in the smoking area. I had to explain to the locals why I was there and why I was wearing golf clothes. They don’t like newcomers. Arsenal won 3-0.

Then I went and played golf. Because that’s why I was wearing golf clothes. Though apparently everyone else in the Gloucestershire area also went to go play golf. It was so busy that it was almost unenjoyable for the most part.

I played 9 holes okay and should’ve left it there, but I soldiered on to the back nine before regretting it and leaving on the 13th. Too many four balls.

Until tomorrow, still a good day though.

Jacn