April 30th 2021 Today I tried my best to order sushi. The first place closed at 9pm. The second place called to say they didn’t have any sushi rice. after that, what was I supposed to do? I think by that point you must just accept that there’s no sushi. Until tomorrow, maybe next time. Jacn Continue reading Sushi


April 29th 2021 Today, does anyone wanna take the day off work to play golf with me tomorrow? It’s a bit of a dead week, it’s a bank holiday weekend, and I have 7 days of annual leave to use before the end of May. Go on. You know you want to. Honestly, I had been planning on doing it, but I don’t know anyone round here who plays golf, and anyway I’ve definitely left it too late to book a round. Everyone and their dog is gonna be on the course over this weekend. And to that I’d say… … Continue reading Pointless


April 28th 2021 Today, I know this blog is getting boring for you. It’s getting boring for me too. There are very rarely interesting things that I can write about, and as such there are very rarely interesting things for you to read about. Maybe one day soon I’ll have the energy to tell stories. Maybe one day soon I’ll have some stories to tell. Maybe one day soon I’ll be able to tell you the stories I’ve always avoided. But for now, you’re just gonna have to put up with whatever shit I put out every night. Because this … Continue reading Happening


April 27th 2021 Today I considered putting a scoop of Ben and Jerry’s Cookie Dough Ice Cream into my bowl of porridge. I didn’t do it, but now that I’m discussing it here, I kind of wish I had. Like, I know it’s not a thing, but I’m really struggling to picture why it couldn’t be a thing. Like… it could, right? Oats? Good. Milk? Good. Ice cream? Good. Cookie dough? Good. I feel like if you mixed it all together you kind of get a flapjack anyway, and flapjacks are a thing. Also, ice cream is just like cold … Continue reading Scoop


April 26th 2021 Today I’m making seal noises every time I move an inch. Potentially I’m also making sea lion noises, depending on which of them makes the noise most similar to the noise that I’m making. A weekend full of golf and walking put strain on muscles that I’m not used to using, and I basically just ache all over. It’s a soundtrack that’s punctuated my day. I can still feel the pressure from the weight of the strap of my golf bag on my shoulder. Who ever said golf was an old man’s sport? Oh. Wait. It is … Continue reading Seal


April 25th 2021 Today was the ideal Sunday. I went for an early morning run with a mate, went to get waffles for breakfast (did you know you can get savoury waffles? I had Croque Monsieur but instead of bread it was waffle), then I went for a round of golf with three mates from Uni. We played the picturesque, challenging Gloucester Golf Club. I played really well. I didn’t score great, but I played well. After, we went for one of the best roasts I’ve had out in a while. It was at a place called The Royal in … Continue reading Ideal


April 24th 2021 Today I played golf for the first time this year. We played golf at a place called The Painswick, which is in Painswick. It’s a bit of a different course. It’s short. Real short. But hilly, and difficult. Particularly difficult if you haven’t swung a club in a year. I loved it though. It was a beautiful day as well. It was described to me as a bit of an experience. That It was a few windmills short of a crazy golf course. And it was. There were blind holes. Ravines. Cliff edges. And views. Damn, the … Continue reading Painswick


April 23rd 2021 Today was a good day. I went into the office. Had a productive day. Went for a lovely lunch in a sun. Ate what was potentially that nicest steak I’ve ever had. Had a couple Asahis. Went for a run with my friends. Saw my favourite person in the whole world. Had a nap. Made a lot of plans. And now I have a weekend full of golf and meals out to look forward to. Until tomorrow, we vibing. Jacn Continue reading Vibing