June 25th 2021
Today I had four bread-based meals. One of those meals has a side portion of bread. I am a very bready boy today.
I had a bagel for breakfast, which is like religious bread because it’s holy.
I had a sandwich for lunch, which is traditional bread.
Then I had a wrap as a mid-afternoon snack, which is like squished frisbee bread.
Then I had a pizza for dinner, which is the king of bread, and a side order of garlic bread which is like the king of bread also. Don’t make me choose between my kings.
It’s a lot of bread.
Until tomorrow, a very bready boy.